What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:39

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What is your favorite underrated movie and why? What makes it underrated? How did you find it?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
How do I build rapport with anybody?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.